EggManJoe420's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Jax]

No, Jax. Fan service will depend on whoever is looking.

Horny Tumblr users: Fan service will be porn.
Me: Fan service would be you brutally stabbing someone with a cheese knife.

[Starburst]

Oh my god.

My packet of sweets turned into a furry.

Umm...

Ok, I'm going to have a word with the Tesco Wizard. You wanna come?

[Candy Crush Crossing]

The candy crush, I approve off.
The language I do not.

[Evan]

Hey, bud, welcome to the club of being dead inside.

[Jax]

I think I'm going to dub this scene the "Jax gets Trauma dump" scene.

[Dr Pepper ad]

This feels like a legit ad from the 40s or 50s.

[molly apron 🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞]

That pancake looks like a really fat potato.

[Nah, id win]

Well it depends on who you're up against.
A grandpa? Yeah.
A baby? Most definitley.
Doom Guy? Yeah no you're spinal column will be reduced to floss.

[such cool much wow]

y u tork lik doge mem ???

[Paladin Ref Sheet Commission]

It's nice to know that ref sheets can look good.

Because all the ones I do make all the bad ones look like Vincent Van Gogh.

MelodyMSG responds:

if you ever need one just hmu-