EggManJoe420's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[sala]

Is that what they do in girls bathrooms?

Damn...it's so clean. The lack of shit stains on the wall is mesmerising.

[ignore the big frog monster he is NOT going to eat you promise]

I'm sorry, that thing is not eating me!

Not without proper seasoning. Get the salt and pepper

[Learning Advice From A Sunday Night Class]

I think my learning from this is never go to a Sunday night club without a wedding ring on hand. Even if you're single.

SBKiDoodles responds:

The good news is it's only on Sunday. Rest of the week is her normal self defense training except for Thursdays, that's her day off.

Do not ask her to work Thursdays.

[The Seven Clones of Grimmy]

This is a very tragic image.
So much death.

Zoid65xet responds:

Indeed it is.

[Pink Street]

I can hear the theme tune on this art.

[Tiarawhy 2025]

If the perspective is showing I'm looking downwards at her, that means I'm taller than her. And that means she's tiny because I'm really fucking short.

[Elegg wants to play]

Play what? Tag? Hide and seek? Russian roulette? I have the equipment for all of them.

[EGG!]

PUT DOWN MY FUCKING COUSIN YOU MONSTER! HE DOES NOT LIKE HEIGHTS!

[Cosmic horror beyond human comprehension]

I love cosmic horrors beyond human comprehension.