EggManJoe420's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[gardener]

The sitting in front of the plant with a look of enthusiasm reminds me of the snail race in Undertale.

[A flower for you...]

Thank you for the rose, my good Madam or sir. I shall use it as a decoratove piece on my suit.

And I must agree, nothing wrong with a boy wearing a dress.

Makes a great AC unit. (For legal reasons that is a joke.)

[Jax]

No, Jax. Fan service will depend on whoever is looking.

Horny Tumblr users: Fan service will be porn.
Me: Fan service would be you brutally stabbing someone with a cheese knife.

[Starburst]

Oh my god.

My packet of sweets turned into a furry.

Umm...

Ok, I'm going to have a word with the Tesco Wizard. You wanna come?

[Candy Crush Crossing]

The candy crush, I approve off.
The language I do not.

[Evan]

Hey, bud, welcome to the club of being dead inside.

[Jax]

I think I'm going to dub this scene the "Jax gets Trauma dump" scene.

[Dr Pepper ad]

This feels like a legit ad from the 40s or 50s.

[molly apron 🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞]

That pancake looks like a really fat potato.

[Nah, id win]

Well it depends on who you're up against.
A grandpa? Yeah.
A baby? Most definitley.
Doom Guy? Yeah no you're spinal column will be reduced to floss.