EggManJoe420's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Christmas Raiko]

Ma'am, I will loke to ask...
Why are you upskirting yourself to that anthill? Are...are you ok? Like mentally?

[ROLAND u n p]

Rainbow dick.

Sounds like a genderbent Rainbow dash from an MLP fan fic.

Gghopefulanimator responds:

why would you even know about that

[Happy holidays!]

Hang on theres a fucking book?????

[Death Trooper]

Well now I want to see a zombie version of every star wars character.

ChanManStudios responds:

Fun Fact: This is based on an actual Star Wars novel.

[Helluva Trio 2 pg 20]

Might I quickly add: Incorrect usage of onomatopoeia. You shouldn't write such things for silent acts. It is already clear that Millie is glaring. You just gotta show that through the image.

[Christmas 2024]

Violent Night 2: Jim Hopper Santa V The US Government

Wolfman-Al responds:

I´d watch that.

[hold my hand before i go]

Bittersweet.

The font is a perfect choice for this, and also the all lowercase. Sounds like a plead rather than a demand. And your kerning for the words is perfect. Big spaces between them really emphasise the sadness of the art.

Good job.

aCuberCube responds:

oh my gosh. thank you so much. I was deeply touched by your comment. It really makes me so happy that someone interpreted my art like this.

literally everything you said was a conscious choice of mine. I'm so glad it came across.
I was also worried that this drawing might be too depressing, but "bittersweet" is so perfect.

I'm really happy, thank you. it means a lot.

[Isn't It Long?]

Well it depends on what you're asking that's long.

Is it your tongue? Your hair? Your socks? The heels on your shoes? Your right index finger? Your freakishly sharp teeth that may or may not be a great white's dentures? The angle you're sat in?

Seriously, you gotts specify such things.

[Skele-Christmas]

What do you get of you cross Rudolph and sans?

Deersans.

Pretty much the most sans joke I could make.

[Pretty Please (The Bad Guys + Pulp Fiction)]

That's what SHOULD of happened.

The Bad Guys would've worked WAY better if it was made for mature audiences.