EggManJoe420's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[John]

"Oh hi John! Long time no see! How's the wife doing, eh? Heard you recently got a child too. Y'know, good for you man!"

I can just imagine John being one of those characters that just blurts weird throat zombie groans yet somehow everyone but the viewer can understsnd him.

[Kris has a rocket launcher]

"Oh Shit I Shouldn't Of Given That To Kris"

[Queen of spade]

She's probably tired of the King of Spades shit.

[Me]

Nice shoes.

I wanna draw shoes.

[Mollusc and Grumpit enjoy some evening cheese]

MY BOYS! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BOYS?!

[Mr. Rigid-Danger-Bitey-Jungle-Noodle]

The feature of a gun got me so excited I clicked too fast and dropped my phone.

Also, nice glock.

Red-Dog456 responds:

Thank you!
Hope your phone is okay.

[Deranged Miku]

Weird is an understatement.

Deranged is more fitting.

Edit: HAHAHAHA I WAS NOT EXPECTING YOU TO CHANGE THE NAME

Viennus responds:

you're right

[Demon <3]

I approve of your art and your name.

That's rare.

[Stomach in Knots]

That doesn't seem like the best idea in the world...If you're hungry, go and get a McDonalds. And a side of pain killers.

Ang3lteeth responds:

Fair point eggmanjoe420

[Help.JPG]

What with? I do therapy, cooking and many others. Clearly you're in distress, so I'll offer therapy.