EggManJoe420's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Papa Mafia Imp]

Helluva Boss if it was in the same style as Doom Eternal.

[Witch]

Keep her away from the Medieval period, specifically at a place called Salem.

[my adulthood nightmare]

God that's terrifying.
The big eyes send shivers.

But the one with the knife is adorable!

[POWER OF [Spamton] [Dickcember #14]]

Actually I'd prefer card...oh wait you want to kill me don't you? Nevermind, carry on.

[Bonehead Brothers [Dickcember #17]]

Just wait until sans falls over. That'll be the funniest shit yet.

[Oldie but a goodie! (TW: gore)]

Guess they aren't hungry, huh?

Yeaahhh nooo...they don't even have a stomach...

[Kiss The Elden Ring]

I will not kiss the elden ring. Though I will give him a lovely steak cooked perfectly.

[gardener]

The sitting in front of the plant with a look of enthusiasm reminds me of the snail race in Undertale.

[A flower for you...]

Thank you for the rose, my good Madam or sir. I shall use it as a decoratove piece on my suit.

And I must agree, nothing wrong with a boy wearing a dress.

Makes a great AC unit. (For legal reasons that is a joke.)

[Jax]

No, Jax. Fan service will depend on whoever is looking.

Horny Tumblr users: Fan service will be porn.
Me: Fan service would be you brutally stabbing someone with a cheese knife.