EggManJoe420's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Valerie/Screenface]

Who removed their face? Come on, give it back.

Shoozbelstar666 responds:

her face is g o n e

[Snow White Madness - Commissions OPEN]

I'm sorry, but that snow is wonderfully drawn.

ladykraken responds:

Thanks a lot!!!

[A Word with the Sun]

My man just got called ugky by a celestial body of literal lava.

Get fucked.

[Comm17_02]

That armour ain't doing shit against a broadsword.
She's going to die a very painful death.

Xlyphon responds:

No shit.

[Nets, skirts and crop-tops for da fat cat]

So what if you have a bit too much belly?
Not everyone is an hourglass.

And that's a good thing because that figure is fucking terrifying.
Like the waist is 3 inches thick.

[For a swim]

Ma'am, not to alarm you or anything, but your arm might he going green. It might just he the lighting, but it looks greener than Shrek.

[Brak and Zorak]

These guys look like they'd steal sweets from a baby and then make the parent pay for it back but at way lower cost than the orihinal item because they forgot inflation existed.

[Pinkie Pie Goddess Of Sweets - Commissions OPEN]

Normally when I see MLP here, it's either gory as shit or horny as shit.

However, I have never seen it horny but greek.

ladykraken responds:

:D Thanks a lot!!!

[Konnie on a Chair]

Hello, Andrew the chair.

I never knew chairs could talk.

[For a swim as well]

Bit provocative for a swim I might add.