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[New OC, officer Gavin]

I also hate streakers.
So much I'd throw knives at them.

[『 Kris and Ralsei 』]

2 very different personalities.

[Helping Valery with Christmas tree!]

I wasn't staring. I was just looking in dispair at how the hell you managed to fuck up so badly.
Seriously, how did you do that? It's honestly kind of impressive.

[* heya, kid.]

Hi, sans. How are you?

HAZE87 responds:

* fine

[[Comm] necrosis]

Axe in the sand on a comfy blanket.

Actually a devent place to sleep.

[Valerie/Screenface]

Who removed their face? Come on, give it back.

Shoozbelstar666 responds:

her face is g o n e

[Snow White Madness - Commissions OPEN]

I'm sorry, but that snow is wonderfully drawn.

ladykraken responds:

Thanks a lot!!!

[A Word with the Sun]

My man just got called ugky by a celestial body of literal lava.

Get fucked.

[Comm17_02]

That armour ain't doing shit against a broadsword.
She's going to die a very painful death.

Xlyphon responds:

No shit.

[Nets, skirts and crop-tops for da fat cat]

So what if you have a bit too much belly?
Not everyone is an hourglass.

And that's a good thing because that figure is fucking terrifying.
Like the waist is 3 inches thick.