EggManJoe420's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Diane Foxington on the Beach]

It's all fun and games until I kick sand in her eyes and run away, nowhere to be found >:)

[Excuse me, This is my Room (but with Loona) Part 5]

To respond your reply on the art peice before this: It's called "pefect timing".

[Would You Come Closer?]

I'll come closer once I have something to defend myself...hang on lemme just go get a hydrogen bomb from Spamton real quick-

[Sexy Legoshi]

The branding on the boxers has an incredibly strange comedic effect.

DeskManiac responds:

How so?

[heaven sent me to kill u :P]

Does this mean I'm automattically going upstairs or am I still falling downstairs?

MarbleLeviathan responds:

that's actually a very good question

[Supernatural Detectives]

Do they have a cool theme song? They vetter if they want to get a TV show.

[Andy]

You're not proud of this?
Well you should be.
Looks great. Can't fix what ain't broke.

[Christmas 2024 #1]

Oh, ok.
*Proceeds to eat the mistletke and bleeding from the mouth.*

Mmm! Vrummkers!
(Translation: Mmm! Yummers!)

[Smokin Snowman?]

Frosty the Snowman
Just lost his wife and kids
And now he's trying to end it all
With a lit cigar and some weed
Cause' his wifes a fucking cunt
And cheated on him
With his neighbours husband

[What you Staring at?]

Did you see that? In the window? It was a cow!

Oh hang on wait...no that's just you.